Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

Sheesh. Two-party politics at its finest. A classic line: "If McCain is nominated, I'm voting Democrat. I'd rather see a Democrat mess up the nation than a Republican." Or equivalently, swap the two parties and replace McCain with Hillary. I think all these people should relax and enjoy a rousing episode of the Simpsons. I suggest "Treehouse of Horror VII."

Some people look at the 2000 election and say, "See how much your vote counts? That election was decided by fewer than 500 votes!" I say, "499 people could have stayed home that day and the result would have been the same!" Or even better than staying at home, try looking at some less-funded independent. Seriously. Sure there's no chance he'll win, but at least you don't have to vote for Kang or Kodos, and maybe some lucky non-major party might qualify for some funding for the next election. Or do you believe that only the rich and/or well-connected are qualified to be president?